Quotes About Communication

I believe the term "blog" means more than an online journal. I believe a blog is a conversation. People go to blogs to read AND write, not just consume.

Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.

It's funny; in this era of e-mail and voice mail and all those things that even I did not grow up with, a plain old paper letter takes on amazing intimacy.

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny?

Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind?

Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning.

More basses, because you are so far away.

If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, "Bob would be very disappointed in you.

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.

Till I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.

The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!

A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

People on the Continent either tell you the truth or lie; in England they hardly ever lie, but they would not dream of telling you the truth.

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy

The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.