Quotes About Communication

Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.

She shuddered. "What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

It's funny now how much we look at - whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film - online, and how in the online world, you're instantly global.

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

The Japanese are human beings like the rest of us, but they will strongly resent this insinuation.

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.

Swearing relieves the feelings - that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny.

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'

If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.