Quotes About Communication

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

Women's Tongues are as sharp as two-edged Swords, and wound as much, when they are anger'd.

What would women do if they could not cry? What poor, defenseless creatures they would be.

Men play the game; women know the score.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment.

Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.

In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

The distant soul can shake the distant friend's soul and make the longing felt, over untold miles.

Short judgments make long friends.

Each one of an affectionate couple may be willing, as we say, to die for the other, yet unwilling to utter the agreeable word at the right moment

Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.

Do not tell a friend anything you would conceal from an enemy.

There can be no friendship where there is no freedom. Friendship loves a free air, and will not be fenced up in straight and narrow enclosures.

I am speaking now of the highest duty we owe our friends, the noblest, the most sacred --that of keeping their own nobleness, goodness, pure and incorrupt. If we let our friend become cold and selfish and exacting without a remonstrance, we are no true lover, no true friend.

No words are necessary between two loving hearts

Our friends interpret the world and ourselves to us, if we take them tenderly and truly.