Quotes About Communication

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

This is courtship all the world over - the man all tongue; the woman all ears.

Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.

What a woman says to her avid lover should be written in wind and running water.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

Women know the way to rear up children (to be just). They know a simple, merry, tender knack of tying sashes, fitting baby-shoes, and stringing pretty words that make no sense. And kissing full sense into empty words.

Men need rule books. Women want men to intuit what they want. And only about 2% of men can do that, and most of them are not heterosexual.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

Men and women, women and men, It will never work.

We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment. A woman has to realize that when she makes a man crawl it doesn't give her power.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.

After an acquaintance of ten minutes many women will exchange confidences that a man would not reveal to a lifelong friend.

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.