Quotes About Communication

Advertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.

Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.

In retrospect, it is evident that the emphasis on 'man as enemy' deflected attention away from focus on improving relationships between women and men, ways for men and women to work together to unlearn sexism.

So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war.

Every time I read where some woman gave a short talk I wonder how she stopped.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.

A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

No woman answereth an important question in less than eleven score words.

Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse. And they'll both win for you.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

The public wishes itself to be managed like a woman; one must say nothing to it except what it likes to hear.

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

A woman seldom writes her mind but in her postscript.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthearted woman.

For a woman there is nothing more erotic than being understood.

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.