Quotes About Communication

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!

Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.

The problem with most women is that they give their all to a guy who isn't even willing to give her half of his.

Some Girls are very focused on how they should walk, instead they should first focus on how should they talk.

Girls aren't moody, they just have days when they are less likely to put up with your sh...

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson

All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

A lady when single and looking for a man puts up a guard to see what man is willing to put in a effort to break her guard down. That's the reason why some lady's are so hard to get. Because they don't want to give a man a chance, and end up wasting their time. But if a man not only tells but shows that he can be the man she's been searching for. Then he'll be given a chance to be in a relationship with her.

What women rightly long for is spiritual and moral initiative from a man, not spiritual and moral domination.

I don't think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.

I don't have sex with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When sex is part of the conversation then there is a sense of entitlement for that woman.

There is no weapon in the feminine armory to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in a language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.

The greatest problem with women is how to contrive that they should seem our equals

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and men are the lions, and the Internet is one big Serenghetti.

Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all, we have the greatest weapon in our hands by just being women.

Men greet each other with a sock on the arm, women with a hug, and the hug wears better in the long run.