Quotes About Communication

I've got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: Hello, goodbye, and I'm pregnant.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....

Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.

Half a truth is better than no politics.

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I never said most of the things I said.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...