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Quotes About Language

I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better than their English is.
~ Arj Barker
I hope America does not accept the kind of language that Donald Trump is using to describe our fellow Americans.
~ Hillary Clinton
Don't forget, God uses words to create the world. Words! Words are only hope.
~ Bruce Feiler
I mean, what is music anyway? It's a form of communication - at least for me it is. And that's why I play the kind of music that I think - that I hope - can communicate with people.
~ Kenny G
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
~ Charlotte Gray
My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
~ Robert A. M. Stern
Humanity is never more sphinxlike than when it is expressing itself.
~ Rebecca West
In very ancient times of human evolution upon earth, humanity's revelation in word and sound was not differentiated in song and speech, but they were one.
~ Rudolf Steiner
[Heraclitus' language] dispenses with lightness and artificial decoration, foremost out of disgust for humanity and out of [his own] defiant feeling.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Speech is the mark of humanity. It is the normal terminus of thought.
~ Susanne Katherina Langer
Words are humanity's greatest natural resource, but most of us have trouble figuring out how to put them together. Words aren't cheap. They are very precious.
~ Katherine Paterson
Language is one of the thin walls humanity has built up over centuries against its own bestial and destructive impulses.
~ Storm Jameson
Much of the academy on the humanities side, English departments in particular, no longer write what can pass for normal English.
~ Cynthia Ozick
The goal of 'Data Detectives' is to spark the imagination of students around the globe by making them think about new technologies that will impact humanity in ways similar to language and art.
~ Rick Smolan
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
~ Steven Wright
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
~ Steven Wright
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
~ Mitch Hedberg
No means yes in grasshopper language.
~ Noel Fielding
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
~ Steven Wright
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
~ Steve Martin
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
~ Steven Wright
Why isn't the word "phonetically" spelled with an "f"?
~ Steven Wright
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
~ Steven Wright
Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
~ Steven Wright