Quotes About Acceptance

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.

You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!" said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time.

I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!