Quotes About Acceptance

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

Cosmic humor, especially about your own predicament, is an important part of your journey.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.

Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

It's exciting; I don't know whether I'm going to win or not. I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

I warn people, your 40s will require massive amounts of humor and humility.

I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of anything. There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.

Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had.

Americans aren't accepting of black humor, it's terrible.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

Good-humor makes all things tolerable.