Quotes About Irony

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.

You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'.

I thought if war did not include killing, I'd like to see one every year.

But who in war will not have his laugh amid the skulls?

With all the god-awful suffering in this war, I suppose somebody ought to be enjoying it.

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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.

It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

Many a truth is told in jest.

U was zawsze ironia i ironia.

I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work -- the night watchman.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

The FBI is also investigating the numerous death threats against Dr. Laura herself, which began with the initiation of the gay campaign and ended with its success in the cancellation of her television show. References to her [Dr. Laura Schlesinger] opinion about gays and lesbians, and to the campaign against her, accompanied the death threats. Isn't that ironic? Individuals threatening to kill someone because they don't think she's tolerant enough?

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

If I am going to die, I might as well die sarcastic.

It's ironic, isn't it? A hundred psychology students, and not one of us recognized a classic psychopath. You know the strange thing? I wished I had done everything he claimed I had. If I had, then it would all have made sense: I would have been getting what I deserved. But I hadn't done any of it, and yet that made absolutely no difference to what happened. There was no such thing as cause and

I like incongruity.

It's lovely. I hate it.

I may not be confident or ambitious but at least I'm not confident and ambitious