Quotes About Irony

when Sabastain asks for a mandake root harvested by the the new moon at crossroads, Garnet responds)...... Why not just ask for it grown under a gallows?

You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame.

Fate laughs at men's schemes.

Some find irony in the fact that a study of our brains revealed to us not the secrets of the past but what ultimately awaits us in the future.

The irony is that the more specific you are in the portrayal of character, the more like other people you are. In the same way, the more you think about how alone you are in this life, you realise how much a brother and sister everyone else is.

With silent films, you're better off avoiding irony, because the spectator is your accomplice. It's this pact that leads to emotion being created.

The irony here is this administration is spending more money on climate change research and development than any administration in all the rest of the industrialized world combined.

You hear a lot of rap songs about spending money. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to make a song about saving money because it's ironic, but beyond irony, I genuinely have pride in saving money.

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

You can't wish a body any worse luck than to get what he wants.

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.

With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

When I married Mr. Right I didn't know his first name was Always.

Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previouslydied in a car accident.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.