Quotes About Irony

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.

I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member

That's bad luck: three on a midget.

I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

The irony of having had such a secular upbringing is that I now live in Texas. Oh, the irony. Here in Texas, it is not only acceptable to go to church and have the mythic belief structure of an eleven-year-old—no, we are considered the odd ones out because we don't go to church... at least that was how it seemed to us in the beginning.

Paradoja ser entrenado para resistir los ataques del mismo que te entrena.

Linda combinación: Disney y Suavitel a minutos de coger con un homicida confeso.

Mientras don Julio estaba en el jiji-jajá con los mentados representantes del secretario de Gobernación, saboreando exquisitos platillos provenzales en salsa de puterías, la policía alistaba una colección de dóbermans y de pastores belgas prestos a arrancarles los huevos a los reos.

McDonald, who was known to hate policemen, was once approached by two cops for a two-dollar donation. "We're burying a policeman," one of them said, to which Mike responded, "Here's ten dollars. Bury five of them.

We are thus in the presence of a new and stinging irony: the friends with their carefully developed theological speeches have not in fact produced more than spontaneously foolish and indeed almost blasphemous responses to the situation.

It was too bitter a truth even for irony.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible.

People could put up with being bitten by a wolf but what properly riled them was a bite from a sheep.

No one would think he'd make such a beautiful corpse.