Quotes About Irony

I'll tickle his catastrophe.

As true as I'm drinking this porter if he was at his last gasp he'd try to downface you that dying was living.

Funny how ye tell people a story to make a point and ye fail, ye fail, a total disaster. Not only do ye no make yer point it winds up the exact fucking opposite man, the exact fucking opposite. That isnay a misunderstanding it's a total whatever.

You put me in mind of a man who spent his last cent on Ex-Lax and forgot the pay toilet cost a dime.

I still couldn't imagine that she was really, truly pregnant; maybe this was an hysterical pregnancy. But Sarah was never hysterical. Enthusiastic, yes, ironic on occasion. I couldn't imagine a doctor saying, No, it's just an ironic pregnancy.

Cynicism is simply realism with a veneer of irony.

We had all that love, and we just cracked up under it. It's a big airplane engine, that takes you through the sky, right up to the top of the mountain. But when you put it in a Ford, it just shakes it to pieces. That's what we are, Frank, a couple of Fords. God is up there laughing at us.

Ain't that funny? You fall for a guy because he's smart and then you find out he's smart.

all issues but one, antebellum southerners stood for state's rights and a weak federal government. The exception was the fugitive slave law of 1850, which gave the national government more power than any other law yet passed by Congress. This irony resulted from the Supreme Court's decision in Prigg v. Pennsylvania (1842). In the typical oblique

The enemy was irony and truth and hypocrisy, that was the real enemy. That was the enemy that was killing him.

Sleep well, gentlemen, for tomorrow we become connoisseurs of shite.

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. Does anysing on you vork properly? Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony. Ter Borcht tsked. You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold onto someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely? Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert, Iggy said truthfully.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority. well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

Does anything on you work properly? Asked ter Borcht. Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony. Replied Iggy.

Walking over to Iggy, he poked him with his shoe. Does anysing on you vork properly? Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

Irony sort of reaches up and slaps you in the face sometimes, doesn't it?

Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?

called in sick. Ironically, the reason was food poisoning, perhaps caused by sampling one of the hospital's entrées.

many people are surprised to hear that there are comedians in Russia, but they are there. They're dead, but they're there.

That damned smart-phone is the stupidest gadget I've ever owned.

Life serves up satire. Unfortunately. Or fortunately. I don't know. You have to reel it in to drama.

Unfortunately, I was making comedies in my 20s, but other people didn't realize they were comedies.