Quotes About Irony

Don't worry, " I said. "We won't be having slumber parties and spa days any time soon." "I quite like spa days.

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.

A king who feared wasps once decreed that they were abolished. As it happened, they did him no harm. But he was eventually stung to death by scorpions.

It is ironic that people of modest means sometimes become conservative out of a scarcity fear bred by the very capitalist system they support.

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear. Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.

Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, & absence to value presence.

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

Life teaches you to love & teaches you to cry, it may be ironic but its true that you can't know the value of love until you cry for it.

Life is so ironic to understand fully, it takes sadness to know what is happiness. noise to distinguish silent and a broken heart to find true love.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

Life is a contradiction at times - as are we.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see'.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh

The irony of life is if you have not travelled a persons journey, you will never know what troubles he has encountered in their journey towards life.

Life is so ironic, it takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence.

It didn't even seem ironic to him that he should be planning remarks about truth and justice when, in fact, his whole life had been a marathon race, with truth a few jumps ahead of him and justice a few jumps behind. He had never caught up with the one, and the other had never caught up with him.

It's a funny old world.