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Quotes About Irony

Albert Campion: 'I'm serious!' Lugg: 'That's unhealthy in itself.
~ Margery Allingham
He arrives carrying a forest, and you said he walks his cat on a leash, and he's the one assessing other people's mental health?
~ Unknown
What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
~ Margot Asquith
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
~ Marianne Moore
The irony is, nothing is more frightening than being frightened.
~ Neel Burton
The irony of the human condition is that it is the narrow gate to life. Few find it because they are too fearful to look
~ RJ Blizzard
Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom.
~ Marcel Duchamp
Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness
~ Unknown
My favorite animal is steak.
~ Fran Lebowitz
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
~ Stephen Colbert
Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!
~ Vinay Kumar
That there is also freedom in captivity, only a prisoner can claim. Coming from a prison guard, this statement would be blasphemy.
~ Friedrich Durrenmatt
Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you.
~ Judy Tenuta
He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
~ Eddie Cantor
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
~ Red Skelton
What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
~ Anton Chekhov
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
~ Will Rogers
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
~ Charles de Gaulle
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
~ Bill Burr
Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.
~ Doc Holliday
This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.
~ Mitch Hedberg
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
~ Cynthia Heimel