Quotes About Irony

And with alphabetical irony Nigeria follows New Zealand

In a society... so madly in love with oxymoron's... ask yourself this... ...when was the last time you ever bought anything for free?

It's strange that we print 'In God We Trust' on the back of his leading competitor.

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.

This is merely another definition of dramatic irony: to see through a character's eyes while being encouraged to see more than the character can see (an unreliability identical to the unreliable first-person narrator's). 11

Toen ik naast het bed ging zitten zei ze dat ik er goed uitzag en ik voelde me toen een soort ludieke ploert. Want ik was gezond en ik kon niets voor haar doen.

If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?" I stared at her. "Other people?

The dead didn't show up to their own funerals and call people assholes.

I think of the irony that in our language [Nepali] the word for love can also mean deceit.

Perhaps we can conceive of the ironist as the fetishist's apprentice, reaching out for all readers, ensnaring them in a tangle of ambiguity, uncertainty and indecision from which there is no escape. Irony, quite possibly, makes fetishists of us all.

If we chose to refuse irony, we risk becoming irony's dupe.

Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a plate for this stuff.' And at our house we were force-fed it for free. Just another irony of life.

As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms.

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny."

The bat hanging upside down laughs at the topsy-turvy world.

A good way to enjoy the experiences of summer early is to get a winter sunburn.

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It's just business as usual in Washington DC.

He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse.

I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.

If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.

I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.

The good, the bad, and the ugly basically sums up my sex life. Except that I've never had the good.

That's the great irony of letting passionate people work from home. A manager's natural instinct is to worry about his workers not getting enough work done, but the real threat is that too much will likely get done. And because the manager isn't sitting across from his worker anymore, he can't look in the person's eyes and see burnout.