Quotes About Irony

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not.

Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

I was a poster child... for birth control!

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

They watched the rain and downed their Cokes like a pair of diabetics in a suicide pact.

The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they do.

Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.

The only good thing about people not taking me seriously is that I'm not serious myself!

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen

And we'll call you...hmmm. Pudge.""Huh?""Pudge, " the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.

Your advice seems a little ironical.""Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

The most diplomatic statement you can use for the person you hate:"If I would have water, and you would be on fire, ...I would drink IT.

A paradox is a storm that rains on itself.