Quotes About Irony

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.

As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

A sharp sense of the ironic can be the equivalent of the faith that moves mountains. Far more quicky than reason or logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.