Quotes About Irony

It's a basic rule of humor that a joke is always at somebody's expense. Really good jokes, however, tend to be at everyone's expense.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

He kills her in her own humor.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

If I weren't already dead, I'd have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism.

Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of humor - they are too subtle to seem Spanish.

I washed mud off of mud.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

Comedy is the kindly contemplation of the incongruous.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?