Quotes About Entertainment

Books are the best friends you can have; they inform you, and entertain you, and they don't talk back.

My feet have been my best friend for the last 40 years. I've just been a dancing fool on stage, and after awhile you just kind of wear them out.

In a letter to a friend the thought is often unimportant, and the feeling, if it be only a desire to entertain him, every thing.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top!

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I wish I had a funny story.

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching "SVU." It's funny. And it's always the reruns.

You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central and they've been good to me.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.