Quotes About Entertainment

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse.

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

READ! Books can be as delicious as hot-fudge sundaes, as funny as clowns, as exciting as a baseball game that's tied in the 9th inning, and as beautiful as the best sunset you ever saw.

I'm the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

Small things amuse small minds.

I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

The appeal of cinema lies in the fear of death.

Gags die, humor doesn't