Quotes About Entertainment

If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.

They inspire you, they entertain you, and you end up learning a ton even when you don't know it.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

If, someday, we all go to prison for downloading music; I hope they separate us by genres.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion.

I'll be your friend till the episode comes in which Tom finally eats Jerry!

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

'True Life: I Have A Hot Mom' is easily my favorite True Life.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer...Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would be, especially once released from the barrel?

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?

Some of my foster families used to send me to the movies to get me out of the house and there I'd sit all day and way into the night. Up in front, there with the screen so big, a little kid all alone, and I loved it. I loved anything that moved up there and I didn't miss anything that happened and there was no popcorn either.

I've always felt toward the slightest scene, even if all I had to do in a scene was just to come in and say, 'Hi ' that the people ought to get their money's worth and that this is an obligation of mine, to give them the best you can get from me.

It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Time was, you were pretty sure that the best food was the kind that was the easiest to find. Or the kind you consume at a stadium, with a game going on in front of you. This was before everyone watched the Food Network and Top Chef and the sadistic reality shows hosted by that angry British chef who screams at his "cheftestants" until the veins in his neck bulge and his shrinking victims either cry or go to the hospital with heart troubles. Well, my friend, the game has changed.

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There's three things men always talk about - women, sports, and cars.