Quotes About Relationships

I pulled the oxygen tubes from my nostrils and raised the tube up over my head, handing it to Dad. I wanted it to be just me and just him.

I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.

It feels like people talk a lot, in their relationships and in therapy. But my family wasn't like that. My dad wasn't and I wasn't. Things were said, but via the language of action.

Of the many horrors of divorce, the most egregious is that it robs a kid of the best of both worlds. Dads can do many things that even the best moms can't, and vice versa.

I know someone loves me from how they say my name. Like with my mom and dad, when they say "Benjamin" it's like my name is safe in their mouth.

All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on the front lawn.

Heart Breaking, I think that if Dad, staring down the sight of a 10mm, would only tell me he loves me, I could easily change my mind... ...but he won't.

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

Dad, Thanks for being my biggest fan, even when I strike-out.

So he enjoys a girl who stands up to him," Dad said once we all calmed down. "I like him more already.

We're going to listen music in my room.' 'Fine,' his dad said from underneath the sink. 'Just don't get anybody pregnant.

You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you.

I mean, Dad's - you know, Dad's friendliest tone was a scream.

Not every Father is a Dad..

I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

Online dating is cool but I think Myspace and Facebook is a little bit off key.

Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.

I don't hide from cameras or anything. It doesn't bother me. I don't seek our press for the women I'm dating, but if it finds me, it finds me.

I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners

It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!