Quotes About Relationships

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?

Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier.

I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person.

I think dating courtesies are common courtesies that should be practiced in most all civilized encounters. I pine for the days of good, old-fashioned manners.

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.

I don't date rock 'n' rollers. I just marry them.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

I'm single. I'm independent. And I'm dating. I think if you're honest that you're dating, there's nothing wrong with that.

The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather.

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

The dating process is not normal for me.

By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.

I think you should not limit yourself to dating somebody older or younger.

I've been dating a lot. I've met some very interesting people, and I've had some horrible blind dates.

When I started dating I had relationships with people who came from families that weren't at all artistic or whatever, and they didn't understand how to communicate. I find that so boring.

I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.

Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.

He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.

Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? ...He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they're twenty-eight.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.