Quotes About Relationships

In the age of social media and dating apps, so many people are able to hide behind their Instagram page or their Raya page or Facebook.

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

I won't talk about who I'm dating. Because it's dumb. It leads to nowhere good. I let everybody else in the media do that for me. It takes the responsibility off my shoulders!

I've never done online dating.

But one thing I have to say about Darcy and dating is this: she never blew us off for a guy. She always put her friends first- which is an amazing thing for a high school girl to do.

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

I dont talk about who Im dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

I take a benign view of digital connectedness. I notice in most young people's lives, Facebook and such doesn't replace normal dating or hanging out, it just facilitates it.

I don't want to date someone who the whole world knows. Obviously, there are guys you look at and are like, 'Aww yeah, nice,' but I definitely have an anti-celebrity dating thing.

Nice: meaning I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them - to you.

Do Mom and Dad know you're dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I'll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric)

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.

I don't date civilians. I don't even try. I'm totally out of the game of dating or trying to get a girlfriend or anything like that.

As long as they're not still living with their parents, [dating younger men] could be viable.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

I can say I'm a relationship person, and I like relationships. I think I also like relationships because then you don't have to date because dating is horrible.