Quotes About Relationships

Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?

People are buying only one thing from you: the way the engagement (hiring you, working with you, dating you, using your product or service, learning from you) makes them feel.

The fact is, you can't marry the best when you're dating the runner-up. While you're searching for Mr. Right, don't settle for Mr. Right Now.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as "Taking," you are not getting it.

Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

That's what dating is for, after all - to learn if you're compatible with someone.

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

It's taboo for me to date wrestlers [on her father's opinion of her dating wrestlers].

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

Dating is primarily a numbers game.... People usually go through a lot of people to find good relationships. That's just the way it is.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.

Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?

I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.

Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.

The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out.

In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).