Quotes About Relationships

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that youre more fun to be around.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold on to him. After marriage, she has to hold on to him to make love to him.

A strong man doesn't have to be dominant toward a woman. He doesn't match his strength against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world.

Respect is one of life's greatest treasures. I mean, what does it all add up to if you don't have that?

If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.

Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.

I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.

It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.

I have noticed... that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women.

I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.

A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it by herself.

A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many.

The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.

A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.