Quotes About Relationships

Funny the way it is, not right or wrong, somebody's heart is broken, and it becomes your favorite song.

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.

I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.

I've always been the goofy kid. Growing up, I always enjoyed the comedic aspect of relating to women. Even on camera, it was always the funny take on it.

What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!

There's always time for arguin' when you're a Fuentes.

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

Domestic violence isn't funny, especially if you live together.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.

It's funny how much you attach yourself to everyone around you when you film.

It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with.

I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like it is, no kissing up to me because I'm on TV.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

Why would anybody want a friend?

Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher.

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow it,' I told her. To her it wasn't funny.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.