Quotes About Relationships

I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I was married once before, and I stopped.

When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.

I like girls who are cute and naturally funny. As long as they are not too high-maintenance, then we're good.

Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.

I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.

I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I'd like to write a movie about it.

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.

It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

It's funny, you make friends and you lose friends when you're making a movie.

I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence.

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

I had a very funny family.

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

Beside me, Philippe and Meg hold hands. He murmurs something that sounds like, "my dear leetle mongoose." I wish he'd turn back into a frog and hop away.