Quotes About Relationships

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

A family is a group of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

My mother raised her eyebrow, and murmured, "And to think I was always worried that you didn't have any friends. I suppose I should have been counting my blessings.

It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day.""That's what he said, " she purred.

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates?

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men - it fixes everything

You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you.

No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play with.

When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal?

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies.

So you're her brother?" says Lynn. "I guess we know who got the good genes."I laugh at the expression on Caleb's face, his mouth drawn into a slight pucker and his eyes wide.

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics!

Boyfriend?"Her cheeks heated. "Yes.""Funny name.""What?" She frowned. "Ernest is a perfectly nice name.""Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine.

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

I don't think this is working out between us, " I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.

You look worse today than you did when you had two blackeyes.""Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things.