Quotes About Relationships

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her

I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's too many of them, especially my age in LA. I like to get to know people, and you have to peel away so many layers of those people. Just give me someone who's relaxed and c.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to being in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.

King David and King Solomon Led merry, merry lives, With many, many lady friends And many, many wives; But when old age crept over them, With many, many qualms, King Solomon wrote the Proverbs And King David wrote the Psalms.

Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls of their own age.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex.

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way

Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.