Quotes About Relationships

Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

The problem with most women is that they give their all to a guy who isn't even willing to give her half of his.

No women shall allow herself to indulge in an unhealthy relationship just to feel loved for that moment.

Money will bring the girls you want but struggles will give you the one woman you need.

Money attracts the females you want. Struggle attracts the woman you need.

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

Don't sleep next to anything that you wouldn't want to wake up next to. Raise your standards ladies.

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

You say you want a Prince, yet you look in the swap amongst the frogs.

A lady when single and looking for a man puts up a guard to see what man is willing to put in a effort to break her guard down. That's the reason why some lady's are so hard to get. Because they don't want to give a man a chance, and end up wasting their time. But if a man not only tells but shows that he can be the man she's been searching for. Then he'll be given a chance to be in a relationship with her.

You'll lose a lot of money chasing woman but you'll never lose woman chasing money.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

What women rightly long for is spiritual and moral initiative from a man, not spiritual and moral domination.

Woman should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

I don't think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.

I don't have sex with everybody I date, intimacy changes everything. When sex is part of the conversation then there is a sense of entitlement for that woman.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums to see what a lady looks like. So if you find one, I beg of you, hold her tight. Yes, if you spot one, good sir, treat her right.

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.