Quotes About Comedy

I do as much comedy as I possibly can, but I'm basically limited by the imagination of the secretaries who make the decisions.

Inuyasha stomps on Miroku's foot and runs away laughing

I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.

We got plenty of laughs, but not always for the right reasons.

You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.

If tragedy is about the fact that people are mortal, then comedy is about the fools we make of ourselves on the way to the grave.

I don't know if my sense of humor goes over Americans' heads.

Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.

Knock Knock Jokes

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

You can pretend to be serious you can't pretend to be witty.

Ningún cómico ha conseguido hasta ahora la naturalidad con que Rajoy imita a Rajoy.

Holy Lesbos, Batman!

Certainly He who governs the Whole will make good use of you and welcome you into some part of the joint workforce: but just make sure that your part is not that of the cheap and vulgar line in the comedy, as noted by Chrysippus.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. It is vital to mourn for the victims of this government, but not at the expense of losing our sense of humor. Our ability to laugh coincides directly with our ability to fight. If we can make fun of it, we can transcend it.

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.

I really am thankful that I got to do The Proposal movie the right way with people who taught me how to do comedy better.

Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.