Quotes About Comedy

It's like bitch-slapping E.T.

Oh, yeah. If there's one thing I'm good for, it's comic relief.

Now our poor Gib never had a sense of humor to lose...

I don't hate you, you idiot. I'm in love with you. That's why I'm panicking!" She marched to the door and yelled, "And our children will not be freaks!" "Except their mother already is," her father yelled back.

She's best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You're married to Gracie? That was you? You're Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)

I fell out of the hammock while I was sleeping. (Arik) On your head? (Geary) Apparently. Good thing it's hard, huh? (Arik)

You're so hilarious. You know, if this whole Daimon-slaying gig doesn't work out for you, you should really consider being a comedian. The bright Barney hair color would just add to the overall entertainment factor.

What are you doing here, Simi? (Astrid) Feeling peckish. Is there any food? Something not too heavy. Maybe a cow or two? (Simi)

Jess:Sasha? I need some tissue to pack my nose with. Sasha:Is that hygienically sound? Jess:Sasha... Sasha:Fine, but if you get toxic shock up your nose, buddy, remember I warned you. Jess pulled a couple out and wedged them into his nostrils. He gave Abigail a sheepish smile. Sexy, right? Abby: Oh yeah, baby. You're so hot right now, if I was a chicken I'd lay hard-boiled eggs.

Good grief. You two look like Village of the Sofa Damned. (Cassandra)

Yeah, but you're both offending me with all this love-dovey crap. Get a room. No wait, don't. Separate rooms. Both of you! (Jesse)

Well, I would throw myself under the nearest bus, but considering my luck today, I'm sure it would break down less than a millimeter from me and just ruin my clothes…Probably break my watch, too. (Taryn)

I think I'm going to barf a hairball." – Sasha "You can't. You're canine." – Sundown "Tell that to the hairball in my stomach." – Sasha

Watch this. Hayden Oh this is so weird. Hayden in Dragon form.Then he slapped his tail into the wall. Ow! Have to watch that. He jerked it back and hit himself in the head with the barbed end. Instantly he returned to being human so he could rub his unintended injury. Oh my God! Is that blood? Look at that! I'm bleeding. Hayden Oh my God! only my idiot twin could knock himself out with his own tail. How stupid are you? Edena

In comedy, reconcilement with life comes at the point when to the tragic sense only an inalienable difference or dissension with life appears.

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.

I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death.

Standup is tough; if you are going through a hard period in your life, it is very hard to get up in front of people and be the happy guy in the room.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they don't really try to be. They're not cracking jokes.

I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for about 50 years I've had comedy.

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up.

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

There's comedy even in tragedy. There's comedy in life. And in 'Castle', we go for that comedy.