Quotes About Comedy

It is funnier to bend things than to break them.

Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Larry the Cable Guy

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

said. "She never understands Harry's jokes. She just stares at him as if he's a bit touched in the head and doesn't laugh." "And that's important," Louisa said. "Men do hate it when we don't find them amusing. Especially Harry. It quite upsets him.

Comedy is a way to make sense of chaos. It's a way of dealing with things that are overwhelming, that threaten you it's a way to survive and get closer to the truth.

Francine Prose's Blue Angel, Richard Russo's Straight Man, John Irving's The Water-Method Man. He doesn't

Funny Bones was good for quite a few laughs, although not quite in the straightforward way the

Lots of people thought he was making jokes when he wasn't and didn't realize he was making jokes when he was. It was irritating.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

Remember to include humor in your life. Laughter is mandatory.

The office of drama is to exercise, possibly to exhaust, human emotions. The purpose of comedy is to tickle those emotions into an expression of light relief; of tragedy, to wound them and bring the relief of tears. Disgust and terror are the other points of the compass.

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.