Quotes About Comedy

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

The only real laughter comes from despair.

Room service? Send up a larger room." [ A Night at the Opera ]

I must admit, I was born at an early age.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

Was that you or the duck?

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.

That's bad luck: three on a midget.

Eu não sou vegetariano, mas como animais que são.

That's three quotes? Add another quote and make it a gallon.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

I stared at him.' You're scared of bunnies?' 'Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Allways stealing celery from defenseless satyrs!

Puns are a form of humor with words.

With 'Good Will Hunting ' Miramax made certain the recruited audience wasn't expecting to laugh at Robin Williams like they normally do. From my limited experience, you can really blow test screenings by conducting them in the wrong way.

The dark comedies tend to be in a non-releasable area. There can be romantic comedies. There can be dramas. But there's no 'dark comedy' inbox for the advertising.