Quotes About Comedy

If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift.

Don't worry, Mrs. Colder. For the most part, we keep him leashed and gagged. We only let him free when the cute little animal jokes are needed. ~Sherra Callahan (on Kane Tyler)~

There's no doubt that I really have a feeling for the theater. These past few days it has occurred to me to do a comedy whose chief characters are photographic enlargements. Those people we see in doorways. Newlyweds, sergeants, dead girls, an anonymous crowd full of mustaches and wrinkles. It should be terrible. If I focus it well, it will possess pathos without consolation. In the midst of those people I will place an authentic fairy.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

Two mothers-in-law.

Humor will relieve an awkward moment.

I can take a joke," she said. "I've married you, haven't I?

I love men. They Taste like Chicken

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

You don't have to make fun of it. Actually I do, I said. I make fun of almost everything.

You're a cop. I need a doughnut.

Run away. Me and Monty Python.

You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny.

and to my dog, without whom I would not be reminded daily that I am essentially little more than a ridiculous human being who has somehow swindled somebody into paying me to write down conversations with my imaginary friends.

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

I've never met a lasagna I didn't like

It funny? Huh? Huh?

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.

Yes, I have a good sense of humor to sort of last a long time in show business, and I think to be able to find comedic value in who you are and the people that you work is always a good thing.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.

I get asked, 'Who would you really like to work with?' I'm already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians, an extended family, good friends.