Quotes About Comedy

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

Among animals, one has a sense of humor.Humor saves a few steps, it saves years.

The finest actor is he who play the comedy of life perfectly, as i aspire to do. To walk well, talk well, weep well, laugh well and die well, it is all pure acting, because in every man there is the dumb dreadful immortal spirit who is real- who cannot act, who-is and who steadily maintains an infinite though speechless protest against the body's lies

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!

My favorite animal is steak.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.

It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

Who's your fat friend ?

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

Sitcom food is by far the tastiest of all showbiz food.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.

Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.

I was never the 'babe,' so I knew I'd never get those big roles. I'd always be the best friend or the quirky sidekick.

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.