Quotes About Comedy

If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.

The most difficult character in comedy is that of the fool, and he must be no simpleton that plays that part.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.

It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central and they've been good to me.

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.