Quotes About Comedy

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

I think I have always had a little humor.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

I was dealing with humans. What could go wrong?

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

A lot of people say that comedy doesn't travel well. I found it very accessible.

Sometimes you're about as funny as a busted condom.

One of the greatest joys to me is making every single person in the audience laugh and forget their worries.

Check that - I've found the end. Nick, please be kind enough to withdraw your head to a reasonable distance from my hindquarters.' -Ajay

No, NAKED GUY'S the stupid one here, naked guy -- NAKED GUY WENT AND MADE HULK ANGRY!!

What if you tell a joke in the forest, and nobody laughs, was it a joke? —Steven Wright To create your comedic MAPP, you start with the purpose.

The first part, the setup, sets the stage. The second half, the punch line, provides an unexpected ending. It's the surprising conclusion that causes laughter.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself. —James Thurber

Humor comes out of the unexpected: If there's no surprise, there's no laugh. In a triple, as discussed in chapter seven, the first two lines are often straight lines; this is the realistic element. The third line is the surprise twist—logically related to the first two lines, but unexpected and exaggerated. Realism is the setup, while exaggeration is the joke. "Get your facts first," wrote Mark Twain, "and then you can distort them as much as you please.

The penis, when you pull the underwear down, it's like a drunk friend just falling out of a car. —Jo Koy

A key prerequisite to thinking and writing funny is understanding funny. And

Comedy works best when an audience is not only prepared to laugh, but anxious to participate in a shared social experience. For release humor to work, the audience must be clued to every plot from the beginning. If the audience and the actor don't know what's behind the door, that's mystery. If the audience knows, but someone else doesn't, that's release comedy.