Quotes About Comedy

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?

It was so cold I almost got married

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

It may be, that the hour when any event, however startling, however painful, could move her from this cold serenity, had for ever passed away. It may be, that having outlived all the happiness of her life, she had almost outlived the faculty of feeling or of suffering, and must henceforth exist only for the world — a distinguished actress in the great comedy of fashionable life.

Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

The sole agents, indeed, in the action of her novels are individual human beings. And the comedy is the outcome of their making fools of themselves and of one another.

Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Trained baby dodo tricks!

Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

Tragedy is just comedy that hasn't come to fruition. One day we will laugh at this. We will laugh at everything.

Tragedia e doar comedia care nu a ajuns la indeplinire. Intr-o buna zi vom rade de asta. Vom rade de tot.

And that gave her hope, and even the sheer sentimental gratitude of being able to be here, knowing she had the potential to enjoy watching radiant skies and mediocre Ryan Bailey comedies and be happy listening to music and conversation and the beat of her own heart.