Quotes About Comedy

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president.

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Lo irreal no es lo opuesto a lo real, sino su lenguaje. Lo banal no es lo contrario de lo profundo, sino su fracaso. Lo trágico no es el reverso de lo cómico, sino su vecino. Lo antiguo no es la negación de lo nuevo, sino su futuro.

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

Oh Christ, the exhaustion of not knowing anything. It's so tiring and hard on the nerves. It really takes it out of you, not knowing anything. You're given comedy and miss all the jokes. Every hour you get weaker. Sometimes, as I sit alone in my flat in London and stare at the window, I think how dismal it is, how heavy, to watch the rain and not know why it falls.

Oh Christ, the exhaustion of not knowing anything. It's so tiring and hard on the nerves. It really takes it out of you, not knowing anything. You're given comedy and miss all the jokes. Every hour you get weaker. Sometimes, as I sit alone in my flat in London and stare at the window, I think how dismal it is, how heavy, to watch the rain and not know why it falls.

Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK's routines on YouTube, and you'll realize that Americans pay comedians millions of dollars to talk about things most of them have felt, or thought, but never said in public. In

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.

Entre sus últimas palabras dirigidas a sus amigos reunidos, antes de un largo beso a Livia, deslizó una cita taimada de una comedia griega: «Si he representado bien mi papel, aplaudid».

The Nazis understand everything except humour.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.