Quotes About Self-awareness

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

I think, therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.

I'm not really a good singer. But most people aren't, either.

Dont complain about the snow on your neighbors roof when your own doorstep is unclean.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

What nearly everybody in my life had misunderstood about Satanism was that it is not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.

A woman knows by intuition, or instinct, what is best for herself.

The truth is, I've never fooled anyone. I've let men sometimes fool themselves.

A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none.

People had a habit of looking at me as if I were some kind of mirror instead of a person. They didn't see me, they saw their own lewd thoughts, then they white-masked themselves by calling me the lewd one.

I am not a victim of emotional conflicts. I am human.

open your eyes and look within. Are you satisfied with the life you are living?