Quotes About Self-awareness

Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror

Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.