Quotes About Self-awareness

I know that I'm crazy. And that has made all the difference." From: Furiously Happy: A funny book about horrible things.

The only good thing about people not taking me seriously is that I'm not serious myself!

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

That was when I realised a sad but incontrovertible truth: I was a geek, and there was no getting around it. I could dress in Kate's clothes, but it didn't make me Kate.

Actually, I was prone to random acts of stupidity. I considered it to be one of my talents.

Positiveness is not a god gift. Things are negative when you realize that frog inside you is not able to jump high.

He didn't remember ever being less weird than he was right now. In fact, as far as he could tell he had always been more or less exactly as weird as this. if not more so.

Since when did psychiatry become one big, fat Myspace survey?

I think I might be bi-polar. It's not normal to be this emotionally unstable.

I'm half good and I'm half bad. My mama is a very good girl and my daddy is a very bad boy. And I guess that leaves me somewhere sort of...here.

He just wasn't into flaunting his awesomeness, but sometimes a person's awesomeness simply flaunts itself, even when you politely ask it not to.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.Or you, for that matter, as you well know.

I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

How do you live with yourself, Lord Arrogant?" "Very easily, Lady Difficult. I find myself quitecharming.

I smile more when people think 'I am fool

Sometimes you must agree with someones opinion for the sake of being polite and modest, but within you, you know that you are not foolish and crazy.

You might as well laugh at yourself, everyone else is.

I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.