Quotes About Self-awareness

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble.

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

I never ask my wife about my flaws. Instead I try to get her to ignore them and concentrate on my sense of humor.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

You have to maintain who you are as a person and stay true to yourself - that's my biggest moral as a human being, as well as a very self-deprecating sense of humor.

The average person suffers from three delusions: 1) That he is a good driver 2) That he has a good sense of humor and 3) That he is a good listener.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

Yes, I'm shallow, I don't mind admitting it. Perhaps I should admit that there's no end to the depths of my shallowness.

My sense of humor will always stand in the way of my seeing myself, my family, my race or my nation as the whole intent of the universe.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

taste is like a sense of humor. I never met a person who didn't think they had one.

Kipling: Where's your sense of humor? Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

I keep telling myself sensible things, but I never seem to listen!