Quotes About Bathroom

Taking a dump...blackout

It's nice to have a station pet. Wish it wasn't trapped in a hovering prison in the men's bathroom, but listen: no pet is perfect. It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.

A Glimpse of Eternal Snows celebrates Nepali wildlife: a smooth grey boulder lifts its head to become a rhinoceros; a langur look-out hysterically grunts the alarm from the treetop as a tiger merges into the dappled scrub; and a menacing mantis makes her home in the makeshift bathroom and refuses to become a pet.

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don't think my bathtub can hold that many people.

Theodore," Edith remarked, after he collided with the Sagamore Hill windmill, "I wish you'd do your bleeding in the bathroom.")

There was only one thing left to do: that authentic-sounding flush with which every junkie leaves a bathroom, hoping to deceive the audience that crowds his imagination.

Bathrooms on the plane are so small. Where are you supposed to change a baby?

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.

Looking back, I realize my favorite stories weren't in books, they were in comics. On top of being a history enthusiast, my father was also a comics fan, and he kept his stash in the top drawer of his dresser, in easy reach of a kid making a beeline to the bathroom.

I've been watching Maybelline commercials since I was little and singing along with the jingle and doing little Maybelline commercials in my bathroom when I was, like, 10.

I am a sweater. I sweat making dinner and going to the bathroom and everything.

I asked if I could use the bathroom. She showed me, down the hall, and I went, though I really had nothing much to pass but the time, and on the way back there was an open door and I entered. A good detective doesn't have to be invited. There

Scott woke up with a bad need to urinate. Lying motionless, he forced one eye open.

I just heard Mother in the bathroom," she said, up on one elbow to smooth hair away from my forehead, a gentle, wonderful intimacy that took my breath away.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

Could I just use the loo?" I asked the nice officer. "No." She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an explosion in the toilet. Honestly.

Whasthat! Um ... those are the toilets.

I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

Observation #8: Boys are icky. Do not even get me started on the state of the bathroom. I'm thinking of calling in a haz-mat team. Seriously.

Where are your pills?" Daniel said. "Bathroom." "We'll find them," I said, and started to go. Corey grabbed my sleeve. "Stay." "Good idea," Sam said. "My bedside manner sucks. I'll help Daniel.

I got to pee.

The bathroom was clean. Well, not clean, but there were no corpses in there.

I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.