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In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too many calories is like saying that the only cause of the American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party.

Mansell can see him in his earphone.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.

Sure, I have advice for people starting to write. Don't. I don't need the competition.

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

Television: The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it.

Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.

Just a reminder - a guidebook is no substitute for skill, experience, judgment and lots of tension.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

Ronald Regan doesn't dye his hair - he's just prematurely orange.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

There are only two possibilities why you're disappointed: wrong person or wrong expectation.

In the world of imperfection, humility is the tool for self greatness.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast.

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin, as self-neglecting.