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Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.

Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct

I walked away exhilarated by my success, because there's nothing like making a difference in someone's life, even if that difference is a lifetime of nightmares and a fortune in therapy bills.

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Jack Kennedy could have been a movie star himself. He had the charisma, the charm, that come-hither quality that can never be duplicated. Is it any wonder he got elected president?

Because I did an event with Jay Z, she said I'd killed performance art. But who made these rules?

Fine tuning,' Father explains. 'But will the Rolls-Royce make it to Ukraina?' 'Of course. Why not?

To paraphrase Jesus from The Big Lebowski, 'I'm going to shove this gun up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.

Che?" I asked. "Odd name for a dog." "Why, vato? What else could I name him? He's a red dog.

Coyote lowered the flask and munched on something. "You had another worm in there?" I asked, wondering what he chewed. He shrugged. "Worm, cockroach, don't know.

The crow never brought good news, like I was needed in Cancún to rub sunscreen on horny coeds.

So I think democracy, in the long-term, in our countries will survive if it comes to be associated with leadership, will not survive if democracy plus media brings to us more and more followship rather than leadership.

If you are killed because you are a writer, that's the maximum expression of respect, you know.

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.

The rain it raineth on the just       And also on the unjust fella;       But chiefly on the just, because       The unjust steals the just's umbrella. —Charles, Baron Bowen

Holding her great breast in both hands as if she were holding a pudding, Mrs. Otterley rushed out.

Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason? Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason. —Sir John Harrington